I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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