Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
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Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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