Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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