dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
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some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
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Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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