i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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