12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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