He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
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As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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