You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
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Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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