what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
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It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
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He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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