it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
