I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
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you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
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He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
YAS. BRING CRAB.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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