NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
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I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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