brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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