my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
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He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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