saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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