id be glad to
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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