i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
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I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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