do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Randomize
