who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
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I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
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"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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