woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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