I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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