that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
we're so committed to being not committed
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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