Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
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Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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