see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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