..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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