so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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