id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just found puke in my bra..
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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