Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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