Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
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I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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