Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
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To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
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I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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