i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I'm sobbing to NWA
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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