Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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