You work out of a Hotel?
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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