are you so shy because you have an std?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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