I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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