It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Randomize
