It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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