No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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