when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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