My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
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dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
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My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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