hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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