new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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