Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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