so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Randomize
