just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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