Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
No subtext here. People are naked.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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