I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
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Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
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Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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