I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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