big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
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I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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