I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
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i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
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My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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