your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
