In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I supernannyed him into submission
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