we're chasing vodka with high fives
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
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Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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