i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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