I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
we should paint friendship bongs
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