The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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