People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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